Okay, pussy, you woke me up in the middle night to sleep on our bed, then you howled to go out at 4 am. When you came back in, you meowed until we threw something into your food bowl.
Well, Cat. I'm home today and I am going to play the stereo loud, run the vacuum cleaner and occasionally stop by and rough up your fur and pet you on your head. Yeah, you are laying on the bed facing the other direction with your paws over your eyes, hoping I will go away, but no such luck for you.
Both of us are putting on a little around the middle, so we both need to run around a bit. If I have to do it, you can too. So, cat you can spend your day outside hiding from the duck or spend the day hiding from me. After that 4 am wake-up call you had better hide pretty good!